Bob Monroe on underpants and playing casinos:
I like playing casinos in my underpants, but the last time I walked through the revolving door at my nearest casino, they set the dogs on me.
When I finally healed from the lesions I knew that walking in casinos in you undergarments is a bad idea and that there must be some other way to play my favorite Vegas casino games without being mauled by five foot Dobermans. I spoke to a friend who works the trucks. She told me to firstly go to a psychiatrist and secondly turn my pc on and download an online Vegas casino.
“Vegas comes alive as if you are there,” she told me, and since she had worked much of her later career in Vegas, I believed her. She told me that I could even play the online Vegas casino bare-naked - never mind my underpants. She said that this was her favorite way to play her online Vegas casino during the warm Miami summer nights. At that moment I had to leave because the time was up and I couldn’t wait to get home and download my first online Vegas casino.
It was as easy as pie and the people at the casino gave me free money as a thank you gesture for choosing their particular brand casino. What do you know? Now I play the casino in my underpants and no one cares – its what I have always wanted to do and now I’m doing it.